“Can I have a side of ranch?” is a question often asked in restaurants around the U.S. but especially in the Midwest. With that in mind, Hidden Valley created the best gift for the ranch lover in your life: custom ranch valentines. In the Tweet introducing this, HVR said, “Step up your carnation game this year with the custom Valentine’s Day edition of Hidden Valley Ranch. Cool and creamy HVR is sure to please your sauciest and most discerning Valentine.” The label can be three different colors, either red, purple, or pink with hearts and flowers. It can be personalized to say “Happy Valentine’s Day ___” and comes with a card decorated with little ranch bottles. All together, it comes in a gift box, so you don’t have to wrap it yourself – WIN. While it might not be everybody’s favorite ranch, the thought behind this gift alone is tremendous. The reactions on Twitter seemed mixed. Some people agreed that this has gone too far and that it is gross. Others said it was a tremendous idea and that it would be perfect with wings and veggies to really tie the gift together. I don’t know about you, but wings and ranch sounds like a great Valentine’s Day to me.